Straight men's lovely arses...
Calm down for a minute! Just for a moment I want you to put everything you think about anal pleasure out of your head. We are going to start at the begining. With a clean sheet. I want you to to have a shower and then go to your bedroom dressed only in a jock-stap. You will keep your cock covered, you will not even touch it. Tonites exercise is about getting in touch with your manhole and the possible sexual pleasures of this wonder.
You will begin by relaxing and getting in the mood by using some simple breathing exercises. I want you to tighten the muscles in your arse and then relax them I want you to put some effort into this. I want you to fucking squeeze those muscles. I want you to really feel the tension in your arse. I want you to heighten your experience by rubbing your hands all over your arse. Tell yourself out loud what a beautiful arse you have. It really is a very hot arse. It really is a hungry arse. Look at it as you really squeeze and relax it's muscles. You may want to get a mirror so you can have a better look. Oh, it is really a good arse. Be creative and get a good look, at every part of it.
Feel for any small hairs you can find on that sexy arse and gently tug on them. I want you to be angry with that arse I want you to give it a few spanks, and then rub it better. I want you to talk to that arse. I want you to tell that lovely hole how you are going to spoil it. It deserves to be spoiled. In future everytime you touch it escpecially when you are giving it a good wash, your going to associate this feeeling with emense pleasure.
I want you to reach for some oil, your going to oil that hole. Your going to wash that hole with oil. An oiled hole is a 'ready hole. Your hole is READY m8. Get that little finger in there and have a good feel around. Go on mate use some more lubricant. You have got more than one finger, USE THEM. Go on mate, use that hungry hole. Hungry, hungry, hungry, hole. Hungry, hungry, hungry, hole. Hungry, hungry, hungry, hole. Hungry, hungry, hungry, hole. Go on mate, say it. Shout it.
Yes open that hole. Open that lovely hole. And then fill it with your fingers. I said fingerS. Now look in that mirror. Go on take a good luck. You look a bit silly mate. For fuck sake get the telephone give me a call and I'll show you what it's really about. And if you bring, and leave behind a jock-strap I might even give you a little discount.
Gay men should NOT apply...
